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Chelsea. 18. Virginia.

Starting Weight: 230
Current weight: 148
Goal weight: 140

Starting BMI: 35.5
Current BMI: 22.8

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

I remember when 90% of my selfies were taken like this because I thought it made me look hot. Oh, 13 year old me. 😂 #personal #selfie

I remember when 90% of my selfies were taken like this because I thought it made me look hot. Oh, 13 year old me. 😂 #personal #selfie

borrowed-not-stolen:

rootswillbindus:

duplication:

don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you.

No, do it. Do cross oceans for people. Love people, all people. No conditions attached, no wondering wether or not they’re worthy. Cross oceans, climb mountains. Life and love isn’t about what you gain, it’s about what you give.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT! Amen!

evanblaisewalsh:

Energy, resilience, forgiveness and love at the Boston Marathon on April 21, 2014.

My breakfast this morning though. 👌👍 Banana pancakes with melted wowbutter and pure maple syrup. Plus my usual coffee with honey and milk. I basically have dessert as every meal. #personal #healthyfood #cleaneating

My breakfast this morning though. 👌👍 Banana pancakes with melted wowbutter and pure maple syrup. Plus my usual coffee with honey and milk. I basically have dessert as every meal. #personal #healthyfood #cleaneating

This is what happens when you don’t wear sunscreen. Oops. #itwillhappenagain #nolessonwaslearned

This is what happens when you don’t wear sunscreen. Oops. #itwillhappenagain #nolessonwaslearned

This dipped in peanut butter. Wow. 👌😋 A square of this is going in my oatmeal in the morning. #chocolate #sweets #personal

This dipped in peanut butter. Wow. 👌😋 A square of this is going in my oatmeal in the morning. #chocolate #sweets #personal

So fun. So much food. Omg.

I ate so much stuff. Onion rings larger than my head, french fries, hot dogs, cheeseburgers, Chinese food, cake, ice cream, pie, biscuits and gravy, fried pie!!!, deep fried pickles, chocolate. So much.

Wanna know what was cool about it? I DIDN’T GAIN A SINGLE POUND.

Also had some really cool people over.

I love people.

Back to normal eating today. Trying to finish my coffee and raspberry oats.

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT MONDAY! :)

vinylspinner:

vinylspinner:

what if every time your butthole randomly itched it was because your soulmate was pooping 

write a book

my soulmate is pooping rn