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how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

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Last night I went running with my cousin and we always run two miles. Anyways, on the way home some teenagers tried to HIT US and then drove by laughing. But that’s not the big story here. The thing is, we ran and then we went to Walmart. At Walmart she was like “Can I get a donut now?” she had her donut but I just laughed so hard about it.


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